Silence in the Hood

12 days and counting.

No. I am not going on a trip or anything, but it’s been twelve days since I have seen my in-laws, much less talked to them. As you know, if you read this regularly, my mother-in-law feels I disrespected her because I got on her ass about the way she talked to my daughter…….hmmmmmm………interesting how someone can dish some disrespect, but can’t take it. know what I mean?

I asked MQ last night if her mom was still sweatin’ me.

MQ: why? Do you miss her?
Quad: no. but I can’t believe that she is not over it yet.
MQ: well, not everyone get’s over things as quickly as you do.
Quad: it’s just surprising. That’s all.

Now………..

There was a GASMAN sighting yesterday. Yes, sportsfans, the Prince of Flatulation was roaming the sacred halls of the school yesterday…….

Super Jiggy E has been talking about dieting all day. Turns out that the Bone is trying to lose weight. Why, I don’t know. He’s always been 200 lbs of twisted steel and sex appeal, dudes.

Then it turns out Lumpy is also on a diet. E-bone’s lamentation is eating the food from the diet provider. Lumpy’s is supplementation. Let’s me set it straight for you, dudes and dudettes.

E: keep your damn $300 a month you pay them for food and save it for our trip to the lake this summer.

Lump: eat what you want, ‘cause here’s the key.

I can almost bet a case of beer that neither one of them are exercising along with their diets.

Hell, boner hasn’t done ANYTHING remotely active since the last time he waxed between his brows. So here’s the key to losing weight (well, two keys actually): portion control and burning more calories than you take in.

Forget carb control, buying special food, and all of that other horse crap. Eat and drink what you want, just in moderation. Remember: I didn’t get to be Quad the Bod by eating everything in site brothers and sisters.

Unless, of course, it was fur burgers!