E-Bone, Tailgates, and Teen Age Girls

It looks as though E-bone is going to have the last laugh after all. Coming in with a 7-6 record and having the 6th seed, he has very quietly knocked off the number 3 and 2 seeds in successive weeks. Yep, E-bone beat the Syrens by two points and he STILL has a player playing tonight. So it looks like it will be E-bone’s Bills vs. the Master Slackers from the steel city of Pittsburgh for the championship. Can you believe that? What makes matters worse, Quad scores the most points in the league AGAIN to take the 5th spot (hopefully). The Wart Hogs have a player tonight and he needs to make up 18 points or so. Man, story of my life: kick ass and take names all season, lose to the syrens in a fluke in the last week, lose to the Bone Man in the first round, then was able to score the most points because Vick decides to throw 4 touchdowns!

Hey Vick the Dick! Where was this shit the last couple of weeks when I needed it most, you wanker spanker?

I was supposed to play golf yesterday with jake-o, hor-hey, and double-L, but we went o Yukihana on Saturday, this hibachi type Japanese place. Man, I was up all night with the stomach aches and diarrhea. I just could see myself trying to swing it yesterday when I had to shit every five minutes or so.

So I was driving pookie to school on Friday and we always play this game to see how many trucks we can see that have ladders. I know it sounds corny, but the kid is only 4 and if that is what he wants to do, then fine. Anyway, this white truck passes us. Naturally, because it is white, it is dirty. But check this out. Someone had taken their finger and written on the tail gate “I wish my wife was this dirty.” I snickered as I watched it drive away and thought, “Mine too, dude. Mine too.”

Stopped by hardees on my way home from fishing on Saturday. I don’t normally go to hardees, but it was the closest fast food store around that I could take a piss at. Anyway, I’m standing there waiting for my order when this teenage girl walks in. since it was so warm on Saturday, she had on this tee shirt. I turned around and read it. It read, “Let me be honest with you…I’m a liar.” Hmmm. What irony lies within that shirt. So if one is a liar and is being honest with you, does that still make them a liar or a non-liar? Man, I am still confused over that one.

Anyway, let me run………I just wanted to give you guys a quick update to let you know that we will all be rooting for E-Bone next week! It would give me extreme pleasure, as reigning champion, to pass this year’s trophy to him. GO E-BONE! GO!!!!!!