I am old

Well, I am officially old now. You have heard me write before about the future of Alabama football, my son Pookie (4 years old). I haven’t written too much about my daughter. She is turning 14 tomorrow. She’s your typical brooding teenager who lives for books, game boys, and playstations. She’s a good girl who loves her daddy, as do all women it seems.

You see, when my daughter was three, my then wife left the both of us hanging so she could go “find herself” with this couple. From what I understand, the only thing she found was the guy’s you-know-what up her dook-chute while her face was buried in the poonanie of the wife. Weird, I know, but if you know my ex, you could fathom that whole scenario. So after almost 15K is legal fees, I won sole custody of my daughter and raised her BY MYSELF until she was nine, which just happened to be the time me and MQ started dating.

It seems as her mother got older, she has become more melancholic and is now trying to be the mom that she wasn’t during the formative years of our daughter. Thus, you can see why my daughter is reserved and brooding. So what does this have to do with me being old?

Well, I get a call from my ex on Wednesday saying that she got a call from my daughter’s school because, you guessed it, my daughter started her period. It was a weird feeling because I don’t know how I was feeling. I still don’t two days later.

So, Quad fans, I am old. BUT…………….I can still whoop Jake and E-bone’s asses in golf!!!!