On the Ropes with Quad

In what could rival some of the greatest upsets in sports history, it looks as though Quad’s reign atop the fantasy football world could very easily come to a close tonight. What looked like a slam dunk repeat just two weeks ago, Quad is now on the ropes by the late bloomer and perennial new comer, E-Bone’s Bills. Quad has to make up 25.5 points tonight with the Bears defense and the Bears kicker. Projections show only a 17 point differential, but projections are wrong.

E-bone, normally silent, sent the following email to the Quad this morning and CC’d all of the brotherhood. Check it out.

“Tomorrow's headline: The newcomer E-Bone takes down last years champ, or is that chump, the L-Quad Dudesters! I know, I know, you still have two players left tonight, but you need 25 points, and there only 17 projected. Ain't never gonna happen. You should have known better that to stay with Vic! Ha, 4 points. Last you played me he had 4 touchdowns, you knew that was a once in a lifetimer.

E-Bone's the man!”

So tomorrow, one of two things is going to happen. E-bone is going to be gloating because the unthinkable has happened. If Quad loses, reverberations of Howard Cosell, when George Forman knocked down Joe Frazier, will be heard: “DOWN GOES FRAZIER! DOWN GOES FRAZIER!” Except the world will be chanting, “DOWN GOES MACHO! DOWN GOES MACHO!”

OR, Quad will do what he normally goes against the E-bone and pull 26 points out of his ass and send the Bone packing, all the while singing, “NA NA NA NA……NA NA NA NA……….HEY HEY HEY………GOODBYE!!!!!!!”

Good luck, Boner.